BAKCHODI KA SILSILA {#2} (FUNNY HINDI STORY)

ENTRY WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)

                                                                        *NOTICE*

JO BHAILOG DIRECT BAKCHODI KA SILSILA KE EPISODE 2 PAR AA GAYE HAI WOH SAB PEHLE 1ST EPISODE PADHE! USKE BAAD YE PADHNE ME MAZAA AYEGA! AUR JINHONE WOH PADH RAKHA HAI WOH CONTINUE KARE! DHANYAWAAD!

SURPRIZZZ! BOLA THA NA! EK WEEK KE PEHLE BHI AA SAKTA HAI NAYA bLOG! TO YEH RAHA! ISME HAI BAKCHODI LEVEL ON HIGH! PADHO! MAZE LO! COMMENT MARO AUR MERKO AASHWASAN DO! KI SAB THEEK HOGA! SABKO PATA HAI! THEEK TO KYA HI HOGAA!!! KHEIR,

Log kehte hai zindagi me aage badhna chaiye! Std 9th ke 1st semester tak mai naa to zindagi me aage badha! Naa to zindagi me piche ki taraf badha! Maii bas khada tha zindagi ke track pe! Wahi ka wahi!

Lekin Meri movement shuru hui 9th ke second semester ke baad! Aur uss movement ka major reason tha ek विषाणु।

Aur woh bkl tha COVID 19 (#LIFEKAROUTECHANGER)

Ultimately 9th tak maii ek topper tha! 9th tak kabhi b mere 95% se niche ayee nahi! Jab exam ataa tha!! Teachers mere pass ate the ki ye Naya question add hua hai question bank me ise kaise solve karuu? Aur uss time par padhai meri biwi thi aur bakchodi Mera extra marital affair vali girlfriend! 

Tab merko lagta tha ki zindagi maii aage jakar kuch to karega!  Kyoki itni sahi padhai likhai chal rahi thi! Khud teacher ake doubts puch ke jaa raha tha! I was damn sure ki kuch to ukhadega aage jakar! Aur ukhada b! Bohot bada Ghanta! 🔔😌

To 9th takk sab sahi tha! Fir ayaa hamara gand me bamboo fit karne wala darinda! COVID 19 🦠 Jisne pure desh ki gaand faad ke rakh dii!

To 9th ke last semester ki exam ane vali thi! Aur tabhi samachar mile ki exam liye bina hum pass ho jayege! I was like yeh kya bakchodi? Aisa kaisa pass? 

Uske baad hum sab familiar hue ek term se! Woh tha Mass Promotion! Jo sab bachho ka most favourite word bann gayaa!

Jab mass promotion ka term pata chala uske baad ek aur naya term pata chala! Woh tha LOCKDOWN! Modiji requested everyone calmly ki sab apni gaand tikake ghar pe rahe varna virus gand me ghuss jayega! Aur sabki gand faad dega! 

To lockdown me sab ghar me lock ho gaye aur mere dimaag se nikal gaya ki aage bhi padhna hai! 9th std was not my last std!

Sab thoda theek hone ke baad 10th start karne ka vichar aaya mere tution valo ko! Ab virus se gandfati situation me to bula nahi sakte! To ab ek aur naya term invent hua aur woh tha online study sessions! 

It was a very bad idea! Bhai agar aaj koi merko phone addicted bol raha hai! To uska ek hi reason hai aur woh hai Online Study Session!😒 

Us cheez ka intention tha ki students ghar reh kar safely padhai kar sake! Unfortunately wohi kaam hum students se ho nahi paya!

Hum sab chalu online class me BGMI khel rahe hai! Udhar sir bol rahaa hai "Hello am i audible?" Aur hum chilla rahe hote hai "bsdk awm (a gun in the game) de de varna gand me grenade(*bomb*) daal dunga!"

Isike chakkar me humare 10th ka syllabus kab khatam ho gaya pata b nahi chala!😌 

Fir exam ki baari aane par hume pata chala ki sab ke anadr ka विद्यार्थी mar chuka tha! Hum Sab bgmi ke sainik! Hum sab deshbhakt bhagwan se kehne lage is baar bacha lo! Aur bhagwan ne sunn lii!

Naya covid wave shuru ho gaya bc! Sab petitions bana ne lage ki exam board ki hai to kya hua! Cancel karo bc! Hume nahi deni! Slogans bann ne lage! "Padhai zoom me aur exam room me? Sarasar nainsaafi hai yeh too" 😒

To in the end decision humare favour me aya! Exam cancel ho gayi! Sab jashn mana rahe hai! Aur zyada bgmi pel rahe hai! Lekin yeh bhool gaye ki aage b padhna baaki hai!

Aur shayad uss time me b yeh bhool gaya ki mere andar ka bhi विद्यार्थी marr chuka hai! Mera padhai se divorce aur bakchodi se second marriege hua hai🥲!

Aur in the end! Maine ek aisa decision lia jo mujhe nahi lena chaiye tha! 

Bc maine science le li!

Yeh to wohi baat ho gayi ki jisse tumne divorce lia tha usike ghar me tum dusri wali ke sath honeymoon manane jaa rhe ho🥲🥲🥲

Ab Science lene ke baad ki kahani hum agle blog me dekhege tab tak ke liye alvida! aur agla bLOG aane me time lag sakta hai so protest karne matt lag jana!

SABR rakhnaa! MITHA FAL zaroor milega.

Till then keep smiling and make yourself consistent in doing bakchodi frandz😂

EXIT WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)