BAKCHODI KA SILSILA {#1} (FUNNY HINDI STORY)

 ENTRY WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)

Yeh Hai Mera First BLOG! Upar Jo Image Dekh rahe ho! Usi se bhari hui hai meri zindagi!

To mera naam bohot khaas hai to ye main aap logo ko nahi batayega!😂 Lekin surname bata sakta hoon! So I'm Mr.Jani ! A boy from Gujarat who recently came back from hell! Matlab abhi abhi kuch dino pehle 12th science ki exam deke niklaa hoon! (EXAM HALL SE BAHAR! 12TH SE NIKAL PAYA HOON YA NAHI WOH TO RESULT KE BAAD PATA CHALEGA🙃)! 

To pehli baat to yeh ki ye blog karne ka idea merko ayaa kaisa? To iska javab hai 12th exam ke baad ki meri berozgari. Kaam tha nahi! college khuli thi nahi! to kuch to karna padega na! Haaaa meri jaaaaannnnn!!

Simple si baat hai! Mere shokh hai नवाबी.  Lekin mere paas gyaan nahi hai किताबी. Lekin ek cheeez badi achhi aati hai! बकचोदी !

To merko Amir Khan ki ek baat yaad aai! Ki SUCCESS ke piche mat bhaago! EXCELLENCE ka picha karo! SUCCESS jakh marke piche aayegi! To EXCELLENCE ka picha karne ke liye zaroorat hoti hai ek cheez ki! Ke tum kisi cheez me excellent ho! Jo bc maii nahi hoon kisi b cheez me! 

Bhai 12th me ek baar chalu exam me merko aisa confusion hua ki scale me measure cm me hota hai ya mm main? Aur Ek baar maine mere ghar ka switch board todd dia! Bhai maine charger lagaya! Switch on ki! tab b phone charge nahi ho rha tha! To gusse me tod diaa! Fir pata chala ki bc light hi chali gai thi kabse!🥲

Ab socho! Kaha se laau EXCELLENCE 🙃?

 Aisa nahi hai ki try nahi kiya hamne! Bas mann nahi kar rha tha so hua nahi merse🙃! 

 

Lekin fir mere dimaag ne kaha! Bsdk bakchodi karta rahega! Time pass karta rahega! to kisi cheez me excellent kaisa banega! Fir maine socha ki agar already maii bakchodi itne time se kar rha hoonn! Aur agar practice makes a man perfect hota hai to hum to bakchodi ke master huee!!! To kyoo kisi aur cheez me achha bankar व्यर्थ प्रयत्न karke time waste karoon? (GUJARATI BOI KA HINDI DEKH RAHE HO GUYZZ😏)

Kyo naa isi cheez me aage badha jayee! Fir to SUCCESS ko jakh marke piche anaa hi padega! Kidhar jayegi!? To bann gaye hum! 

परम बकचोद।

To ab meri is bakchodi se SUCCESS ko khichne ke liye maine yeh platform chuna hai!

Yeh to pehla blog hai isliee thoda intro vala mahol banaya hai! Aage bakchodi ka level badhega! Isko padhke maza ayaa usse b zyada maza aage ke blog me ayega iski guarantee mai Nahi de sakta! Kyoki yeh aap logo par hai ki tum sab agee mere blog padhoge b ya nahi!

To agar kabhi tumhe apni khud ki zindagi chutiyap lagne lage to mere blogs padhke sochna ki isse to kaafi sahi chal raha hai!😂 

To i hope you guyz had fun! See you guyz in next blog. Next blog will be out after a week! Shayad usse pehle b aa jaye! kya pata?

Aur comment karoo ki kaisa laga! To merko pata chale ki agee aurr b mehnat karni hai mujhe 👍🙌🏻!

Ab milte hai next bLOG me!✌🏻

Till then keep smiling and make yourself consistent in doing bakchodi frandz😂

EXIT WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)