BAKCHODI KA SILSILA {#3} (FUNNY HINDI STORY)

ENTRY WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)

Last bLOG mai humne dekha ki kaise maine jazbaato mai behkar khud ke bheetar research kiye bina kya hi chutiyapa (fuckup *oo inglis*) kar dala! 

To maine science leli!

Ab dusro ki tarah main yeh nahi kahunga ki science ne meri leli! Nahi! Mai alag hoon!

To maine science stream me persue karne ka program banaya aur use apply kia!

To jab 11th start hua tab bhi thoda bohot covid ka mahol chal raha tha aur schools kholne ki अनुमति govt. ne di nahi thi!

To hum sab ka BGMI Hype ab bhi chal rha tha! Hum uss time bhi 11th science ke online class me bhi bc BGMI ghanto ghanto tak pel rahe hai! BGMI walo ka hume mail aa raha hai! ki humare staff ko khana khane  to jaane do! Aap itna khelte ho ki server chalu rakhne ke lie staff kam padd jaa raha hai! BC hum itna khel rahe hai!

Classes khatam ho jatii thi lekin humari squad ke 4 jann uske baad b class ki meeting me baithe rehte the! Bc meeting me se exit hone ka kisi ke pass time nahi! Itna ghuse hue hai game main!

To ek baar humare sir ne humko pakad liya! Ki ye 4 mahan jaanvar class khatam hone ke baad bhi meeting me mute hokar baithe kyo rehte hai! He was like Kuch to gadbad hai! Sala acp pradyumna ka 14!🙃

To hum 4 log ko conference call me lekar hum sab se sharafat ke saath ek hi sawal pucha! Ki tum 4 karte kya ho meeting khatam hone ke baad!

Ab 4 logo me se ek tha main! Aur 3 logo ke real name nahi bata sakta varna sale haramkhor royalty magenge! To assume karte hai! Ek ka naam rakhte hai TOTA! Dusre ka rakh dete hai MOWGLI aur last vale ka rakh dete hai CHIKYA! 

Maloom hai mujhe ki in sab naam ka matlab nahi banta lekin गोपनीयता ko banaye rakhne ke liye kar raha hoon! please bare with it!

To hum 4 log hai conference call par! To sir humko puchta hai ki "Tum 4 log Hamesha Meeting Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Meeting Me Mute Hokar Baithe Rehte Ho! Kyon?" To chikya bola "Congratulations!" Hum sabko laga! Ki yeh pakka charas aur baba elachi saath daba kar baitha hai! Sir bola "Congratulations for what?" To chikya kehta hai "Sir aapko nahi mere bajuvale ke yaha par naya second hand pankha laga hai to usko bol raha tha!"  BC naya aur second hand! Woh chhodo! Pankha lagne pe kaun sala congratulations kehta hai!!

5 min ke liye koi kuch nahi bola! Sab ko laga ki abhi yeh bolega ki nahi nahi mazaak kar raha hoon! Bhai woh nahi bola! Fir sir ne usko ignore Kiya! Fir se wohi question pucha!

Ab mere ko itna pata tha ki sir ko maths ke siva kuch nahi ata! Technical knowledge negetive me chalta hai iska! To mere dimag me aya tha ki sir ko yeh keh denge ki hum to exit ho jatee hai lekin background me app open rehti ho shayad isliye ye sab ho raha ho! ya to aap ki application me glitch ho isliye yeh sab ho raha ho!

Ab jab tak mai ye topi sir ko pehna ne jata! Tote ne pehle se topi bana li aur sir ki taraf use pehnane ke liye nikal pada! Tota bol pada! Ki sir hum sab meeting ke baad doubts solve karte hai! Ab sir ke pass knowledge to negetive me tha! Par tha to sahi! Unhone badi pyaar se pucha! Ki betaa! Agar doubt solve karte ho to mute rehkar kaise kar lete ho! Thoda explain kar do please!

Tota was like! Bhai yeh to out of syllabus aa gaya be! Ab kya karoon? Lekin question attempt karna to compulsory tha! To usne bola sir hum sab saath hi maii to baithe hote hai ek room me! To fir unmute karne ki kya zaroorat? 

Ab jab tak sir is javab se ubhar pata! Mowgli bola! Ki haan sir! Kal hi humne maths ke lecture ke baad pura chapter 3 baar revise kiya tha! Sare doubts clear ho gaye the!

To sir bola! Beta! Kal to lecture tha hi nahi maths ka! Aap kahan lecture attend kar rahe the?🥲

Ab ye bakchodi chal rahi hai! Chal rahi hai! Utne maii humara computer ka sir aaya! Jo woh online class ka software handle karta hai! To usne bola ki sir principal ne kaha hai sab teachers ke phone me online session wala app updated hona chaiye! To aap ghar jaa kar update kar lena!

Ab mere pass opportunity thi! Iss mayajaal se bahar nikalne ki! To isse pehle koi kuch bhi bole! Maine bol dia! Ki sir shayad aapne app update nahi ki isliye aap me aisa dikh raha hoga! It's just a glitch in application! Varna hum to exit ho hi jaate hai meeting khatam hone ke baad ASAP*😎

To technical words! Jaise ki update,glitch, application sunkar usee laga! Ki haan! Ye sach bol raha hai! To sir maan Gaye! My Topi Sold!

Bole thik hai thik hai! Dhyaan se padho! Aur doubts ho to bhej diya karo! Tota bola Jii sir! Sure! (Jaise ki ye bsdk bhejne vala tha😒) 

Phir finally aise jaakar hum iss bakhede se bahar nikle! Aur wapis bgmi khelne lage!

Sqaud me hum sab baat kar rahe hai! Maine kaha chikya achha hua tu chup tha! Varna zyada raita pheil jata!

Chikya bola! Bhai mai to TDM  |(MODE IN BGMI) Khel raha tha! Gandfati haalat main bhi game nahi chhoot rahi bhai se! 

Hum sab phir se khelne lage!

Ab corona permanently to tha nahi! School kabhi na kabhi to khulni thi! Exams kabhi na kabhi to deni thi! To uss phase se nikal ne ke liye humne kya kiya ye sab aapko pata chalega  next blog mainn! Tab tak humari raah dekhoo aur comment karo ki kaisa laga ab tak ka sab! Aage aur bhi maze aane wale hai kahani main! Dekhte jaao😎✌🏻!

Till then bye bye! Take care and keep smiling guyz! And do bakchodi continuously ✌🏻!

EXIT WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)