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BAKCHODI KA SILSILA {#3} (FUNNY HINDI STORY)

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ENTRY WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent) Last bLOG mai humne dekha ki kaise maine jazbaato mai behkar khud ke bheetar research kiye bina kya hi chutiyapa (fuckup *oo inglis*) kar dala!  To maine science leli! Ab dusro ki tarah main yeh nahi kahunga ki science ne meri leli! Nahi! Mai alag hoon! To maine science stream me persue karne ka program banaya aur use apply kia! To jab 11th start hua tab bhi thoda bohot covid ka mahol chal raha tha aur schools kholne ki अनुमति govt. ne di nahi thi! To hum sab ka BGMI Hype ab bhi chal rha tha! Hum uss time bhi 11th science ke online class me bhi bc BGMI ghanto ghanto tak pel rahe hai! BGMI walo ka hume mail aa raha hai! ki humare staff ko khana khane  to jaane do! Aap itna khelte ho ki server chalu rakhne ke lie staff kam padd jaa raha hai! BC hum itna khel rahe hai! Classes khatam ho jatii thi lekin humari squad ke 4 jann uske baad b class ki meeting me baithe rehte the! Bc meeting me se exit hone ka kisi ke pass time nahi! Itna gh

BAKCHODI KA SILSILA {#1} (FUNNY HINDI STORY)

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  ENTRY WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent) Yeh Hai Mera First BLOG! Upar Jo Image Dekh rahe ho! Usi se bhari hui hai meri zindagi! To mera naam bohot khaas hai to ye main aap logo ko nahi batayega!😂 Lekin surname bata sakta hoon! So I'm Mr.Jani ! A boy from Gujarat who recently came back from hell! Matlab abhi abhi kuch dino pehle 12th science ki exam deke niklaa hoon! (EXAM HALL SE BAHAR! 12TH SE NIKAL PAYA HOON YA NAHI WOH TO RESULT KE BAAD PATA CHALEGA🙃)!  To pehli baat to yeh ki ye blog karne ka idea merko ayaa kaisa? To iska javab hai 12th exam ke baad ki meri berozgari. Kaam tha nahi! college khuli thi nahi! to kuch to karna padega na! Haaaa meri jaaaaannnnn!! Simple si baat hai! Mere shokh hai नवाबी.  Lekin mere paas gyaan nahi hai किताबी. Lekin ek cheeez badi achhi aati hai! बकचोदी ! To merko Amir Khan ki ek baat yaad aai! Ki SUCCES S ke piche mat bhaago! EXCELLENCE ka picha karo! SUCCESS jakh marke piche aayegi! To EXCELLENCE ka picha karne ke liye zaroorat

BAKCHODI KA SILSILA {#2} (FUNNY HINDI STORY)

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ENTRY WALA NAMOSTE PRIYE JANTA! (#ThatBengoliAccent)                                                                         *NOTICE* JO BHAILOG DIRECT BAKCHODI KA SILSILA KE EPISODE 2 PAR AA GAYE HAI WOH SAB PEHLE 1ST EPISODE PADHE! USKE BAAD YE PADHNE ME MAZAA AYEGA! AUR JINHONE WOH PADH RAKHA HAI WOH CONTINUE KARE! DHANYAWAAD! SURPRIZZZ! BOLA THA NA! EK WEEK KE PEHLE BHI AA SAKTA HAI NAYA bLOG! TO YEH RAHA! ISME HAI BAKCHODI LEVEL ON HIGH! PADHO! MAZE LO! COMMENT MARO AUR MERKO AASHWASAN DO! KI SAB THEEK HOGA! SABKO PATA HAI! THEEK TO KYA HI HOGAA!!! KHEIR, Log kehte hai zindagi me aage badhna chaiye! Std 9th ke 1st semester tak mai naa to zindagi me aage badha! Naa to zindagi me piche ki taraf badha! Maii bas khada tha zindagi ke track pe! Wahi ka wahi! Lekin Meri movement shuru hui 9th ke second semester ke baad! Aur uss movement ka major reason tha ek विषाणु । Aur woh bkl tha COVID 19 (#LIFEKAROUTECHANGER) Ultimately 9th tak maii ek topper tha! 9th tak kabhi b mere 95% se niche